Shoot your load on John 3:16 and had Satan bless your seed.

Get a Bible or hymn book from the local church or syangog and take it home. Then during the week ejaculate on several pages. Let it dry then the pages get stuck together.

I mentored a Christian pastor who did this for weeks and he did had many people ask him about the church bibles and hymn books pages being stuck together .

Satan was good that these people had the cum from their preacher on their hands. 

Get a Bible from the library

When you are at home. take it to your Satanic altar and pray to Satan and dedicate i to him and all those that read it

Then Used invisible ink to mark up a rental bible for school. It’s filled with tons of satanic imagery and messaging that can only be seen with a blue light.

As the Bible gets read, theyre reading over Satanic signs and Blasphemy

A Christian preacher

During the week he printed Satanic stars and placed them under each seat. Then  on the Sunday before the service he took his two sons to his office and locks the door

He places the official church bible on his desk. Then he and his two sons pray to Satan to dedicate the bible to him

Then they each fuck each other and get cum on their hands. Then let the cum dry. Then as they greet the congregation with a  handshake they receive their Satanically dedicated cum on their hands