I didn’t want a boring contact page and I wanted to make it way more personal.

How many times have I left a message and never hear from the company again?

We aim to give exceptional before and after-sales service.

It has been observed how much time Father Graham gives to this ministry, therefore before you get in touch with Father Graham you will be screened. 

I look forward to all genuine inquiries.

We do things differently and that is why the background is yellow, and even our house is the same colour.  

Due to Junk trying to sell Bitcom, sexy girls or fake viagra we have had no choice but to remove the contact form, please email me. 

Regards Father Graham. Hail SATAN